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How I got my laser eye injury

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DannyBee3 months ago

So I laser weld, and beyond my own PPE, interlocks (gun won't fire if it's not touching metal, etc), the most important part of the whole setup is laser safety curtains.

Because it's a 2500 watt laser, if i didn't have laser safety curtains , the relections/etc could very easily blind someone at a fairly long distance.

The NOHD (nominal ocular hazard distance) is something like 10km (2500 watt laser, 0.06mm spot size, divergence is very very small). The actual hazard distance is shorter, but still, kinda crazy.

(as for why i have a laser welder - i got it cheap and besides the downsides above, it is very easy to weld ~anything without much skill. A person who has never welded in their life can weld sheet metal and have it come out basically perfect in 5 minutes)

tlb3 months ago

Why don't welding/cutting lasers add more divergence with built-in optics? Would it hurt performance? It seems like you could add 1 mrad and it would hardly make a difference at the usual working distance, but spread out to a meter over 1 km, so you can't zap people across town.

oh_my_goodness3 months ago

If it's a 1-micron wavelength laser with a 60 micron radius spot, the divergence can't be much less than about 5.7 mrad half angle. What makes eye safety tricky is just that 2.5 million milliwatts is a lot of power. Even when you spread it out some.

cwillu3 months ago

‹twitches in metric prefix›

2.5 kilowatts. It's called 2.5 kilowatts.

‹calms down›

2.5 kilowatts is how much power a tea kettle in the UK draws. It's an insane amount of power to pump into a 60 micron point.

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sebastiennight3 months ago
lightedman3 months ago

When we discuss laser power, damage begins in the milliwatts range, so those of us in the hobby prefer to state it like that so we can easily give people an idea of how fucked they can be if they treat a laser like a toy.

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oh_my_goodness3 months ago
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nayuki3 months ago
amluto3 months ago

On the other hand, 2.5kW of light is not outrageous. It’s not drastically higher than some of the larger theatrical lights. (Not that being in a spotlight is pleasant, but it does not permanently blind the actors.)

A lot of this comes down to wavelength. Some wavelengths get focused by one’s eye and can concentrate their power in a small spot on the retina. Other wavelengths will be absorbed before they get to the retina and will therefore deposit their power over a larger area and in less sensitive tissue.

It can also make a difference if the light is pulsed.

zettabomb3 months ago

Are you sure that's actually 2.5kW of optical power? Non-scientific lights aren't usually rated by optical power, but by electrical power.

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ponector3 months ago
tlb3 months ago

I'm not an expert here. But according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction-limited_system (see last paragraph of the intro) the diameter of a laser beam doesn't impose a diffraction limit on the optics it goes through. You still get the angular resolution you'd expect given the entire aperture of the lens even though the beam is only going through a small area of it.

queuebert3 months ago

Whatever refracts the light will have to stand up to the beam for long periods of time. Maybe it's a materials science problem.

eru3 months ago

As long as it doesn't absorb the light, it's fine.

Just like the electric cables for your water kettle typically don't get hot.

queuebert3 months ago

Your kettle's power cable is sized to handle the relatively tiny current put into it, but even then it does warm up slightly. Try to run a million amps through it, and it will vaporize.

This type of laser carries so much energy that even a tiny fraction of a percent absorption will add up quickly, hence the propensity for injury.

notelectronic3 months ago

I get laser safety curtains, but what do you do for reflections off the ceiling? Asking because our makerspace was recently donated a fiber laser welding unit and we don’t yet know best practices for not blinding our membership short of building a completely enclosed separate room for it with door interlocks.

DannyBee3 months ago

Ideally you have an enclosed area with interlocks. All of the laser welders support it (and it's the standard way). They make and sell mobile ones that can be pushed around. See, e.g., https://lasersafety.com/barriers/rigid-barriers/ for some examples (I don't know these folks, they just have helpful pictures/listings of kinds of things that exist)

If you can't do this, you do need to panel or curtain the ceiling or use laser absorption coating or other things.

There are places that also just use reflection sensors that detect reflection on the ceiling and trigger (again, machines already support handling this). I have heard this works very well but have no direct experience with it.

All that said, reflection off ceiling is more uncommon for practical reasons (The angle at which you hold the gun to the piece, the fact that ceiling directed angles often become back reflection into the gun which it already detects, etc).

They already detect very high reflection as well.

For a makerspace, one of the issues you will have is that people will likely want to try to weld copper and aluminum a lot, both of which are highly IR reflective.

If you said "You can only weld steel and iron" you would eliminate a very high percent of reflection in the first place.

Here's a basic chart that looks right: https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Tomasz-Kurzynowski/publ...

For a 1064nm laser, you can see Al or Cu is going to reflect a lot of the energy, while steel/iron are still off the graph high in absorption

convolvatron3 months ago

I tig. wear a helmet and have to buy argon every year. this seems like a huge hassle in comparison. is there that big a difference in quality and or range of processes that make it worth it?

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hinkley3 months ago
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abakker3 months ago
dheera3 months ago

> completely enclosed separate room for it with door interlocks

You absolutely, absolutely need this. Do not take chances. "Real estate is expensive" is not an excuse for a blinding hazard to members and visitors of your space.

I've worked with very high powered room-sized laser cutters before and they should all have a full room enclosure.

cowthulhu3 months ago

Are lasers typically able to reflect off of surfaces that diffuse light (ie drywall)? I’m totally ignorant when it comes to laser safety, apologies if this is a stupid question .

meindnoch3 months ago

Do you see a bright spot when aiming the laser at drywall? If the answer is yes, then laser light is being reflected into your eye.

Hope this helps!

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jrockway3 months ago
Dylan168073 months ago

It's not that simple. A diffuse reflection will be orders of magnitude less bright than a specular reflection.

For a very wide range of laser powers (not 2.5kW), the trouble is in guaranteeing a diffuse reflection.

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jtwaleson3 months ago
johnmaguire3 months ago

Surfaces may produce diffuse or direct reflections (or more commonly, a mixture of both) for any light source. If you can see it, it's being reflected.

dreamcompiler3 months ago

And even if you can't see it. You won't see a spot from an IR laser while it's burning the hell out of your retina. Which is why many (but not all) IR lasers co-produce a visible spot so you can see where the dangerous beam is.

llm_trw3 months ago

>we don’t yet know best practices for not blinding our membership short of building a completely enclosed separate room for it with door interlocks.

That is the only way to not blind your membership.

fasa993 months ago

What I do to match my lazer curtains is I hang a lazer tapestry off the ceiling to block all the lazers. I don't do lazer welding but I have lazer scissors and lazer axe which it is still useful for

bozhark3 months ago

Separate room with interlocking doors

-coming from another hacker space

sph3 months ago

NOHD = Nominal Ocular Hazard Distance

DannyBee3 months ago

Yes. Sorry for not expanding it. I edited it to expand it.

For others:

The NOHD is really a nominal distance. It's just the distance at which the beam falls below the maximum permissible exposure.

The 50% eye hazard distance (ED50) is 31.6% of this number. That is, if the NOHD is 100m, then at 31.6 meters you have a 50% chance of causing a medically detectable change to the eye. It's also worth noting - the beam power at this 31.6% distance is 10x, not 3x, what it is at the NOHD.

For laser welding, the spot beam is small (60um) which is one reason the NOHD distance is so high.

For reference, a laser pointer is like 1.5mm, so this is 25x smaller.

It also doesn't help that the lasers used are all ~1060-1070nm wavelength and so invisible as well :)

RealityVoid3 months ago

I'm dying of curiosity how cheap a cheap laser welder can be.

DannyBee3 months ago

So, to clarify - what i have is a very nice IPG lightweld 1500 XR. They are normally not cheap (30k), and are very nice and well thought out safety wise.

One of the fun parts when i lived in the bay area was that as companies got acquired, they didn't know what to do with the stuff they had before acquisition that isn't needed anymore, and it either sits in a warehouse, or gets auctioned off (or both!)

So for example, at one point, Google (after acquiring terra bella and some other companies) had like 5 or 6 very nice 5 axis VMC's sitting around collecting dust. Each was worth well over 250k. They already had plenty of VMC's in the machine shop, etc, and didn't need these, and it was not worth the trouble to sell them. At least back then.

In my case, I was able to get this welder for way less than half price.

The lightweld's have come down in price over the years, and that will keep happening.

They are pretty much the most expensive laser welders though, you can easily get one for 10k these days.

The truth is, however, if you go cheaper than this, what often what gets overlooked is safety. So some of them in the lowest price range don't even require you touch the gun to metal before letting you fire, etc.

All of them can weld the same, so if you go looking, look at other things too.

THe other thing - one of the nice things about laser welding is that it's improving very fast. So similar to fiber, running multiple types of lasers or optics in the cable is not particularly more difficult than running one. They just add more fibers (it's not quite the only issue, but you get the point).

Why does this matter? Because it means you can run another laser or something to monitor the weld and adjust parameters on the fly. Which lightweld and others are starting to do. So if you are moving the gun too fast/slowly, or got the power wrong or whatever, it will compensate automatically

This probably won't ever happen on mig/tig. The lasers are heavily computer controlled already, this just adds a feedback loop.

It also enables real time certification of a weld - see https://www.ipgphotonics.com/products/laser-weld-measurement for an example (this is a separate product, but you get the idea)

In any case, my take would be - if you want to play with them as a hobbyist, or have too much money, they are cool Otherwise i'd wait ~5 years and what you get will probably be 5-10x better for the same price.

mhb3 months ago

VMC == Vertical Machining Center

PSWAATY == Please Say What the Acronyms Are. Thank You.

PoignardAzur3 months ago

> PSWAATY

I'm keeping that one.

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DannyBee3 months ago
HeyLaughingBoy3 months ago

> plenty of VMC's in the machine shop

So now I have to know why Google has a machine shop. Beyond the obvious "why not?"

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krisoft3 months ago
throwup2383 months ago

IIRC it was started in earnest for Nexus phone prototypes in the early 2010s.

swiftcoder3 months ago

We had one at the Facebook offices too, as a side-effect of the Oculus acquisition. Hardware prototyping is fun

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antoinealb3 months ago
DannyBee3 months ago

Lots of reasons. Prototyping consumer goods of various sorts, etc.

jrockway3 months ago

> They already had plenty of VMC's in the machine shop, etc, and didn't need these, and it was not worth the trouble to sell them. At least back then.

Darn, we were trying to get a mill for the NYC office's makerspace. It was probably a safety issue and not a parts procurement issue, though.

UniverseHacker3 months ago

I see a bunch of them for about 1k on aliexpress. Any thoughts on those? I realize getting the cheapest possible unit is probably not the safest idea with laser welding.

throw0101a3 months ago

> So some of them in the lowest price range don't even require you touch the gun to metal before letting you fire, etc.

Are you able to attach them to the heads of sharks?

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DannyBee3 months ago
supermatt3 months ago

I don't have one yet so cant really advise on quality, but I was recently looking and you can pick up a 2.5kW laser welder from about $15k. They are slightly cheaper (around 12k) from alibaba, but then you will be looking at import duties, warranty complexities, etc

HeyLaughingBoy3 months ago

Yeah, that's the problem with some of the more expensive Alibaba/Aliexpress stuff. The list price is attractive, but once you add in all the extras like duties, transportation from the port of entry to your location, warranty difficulty etc., there's not much price difference from heading over to the local Kubota dealership.

Still, some of those little tracked tractors on TikTok are interesting. If I could somehow raise enough money to start importing them, I'm sure I could sell quite a few.

ensignavenger3 months ago

A lot of folks find those little chineese tractors at auctions in the US. There are folks who handle all the import and then resell them. Can be a great deal but many of them need some mods, like better cooling, to really shine.

isoprophlex3 months ago

There's a killer Neal Stephenson plotline in here somewhere. Redneck protagonist zapping enemy drones with a modified laser welder.

HeyLaughingBoy3 months ago

Hmmm.

I'm black, but my wife did anoint me to the position of "honorary redneck" some time ago. Neighbor has stopped with the drone overflights of my property, but still, you're giving me ideas...

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rtkwe3 months ago
isoprophlex3 months ago

Go get em cowboy!

zokier3 months ago

Oh yes: https://youtu.be/xNmbvaUzC8Q

This is why we can't have nice things

dgacmu3 months ago

It's rare to have such a clear illustration of the difference between intelligence and wisdom.

btbuildem3 months ago

There's no way this stuff isn't giving the secret service nightmares.

This guy set ablaze the inside of a vehicle through closed windows from a significant distance.

paranoidrobot3 months ago

I had to look it up, because I thought that was what "Reason" was in Snowcrash.

I was mistaken: Reason was a railgun.

rtkwe3 months ago

The weird part of reason is it is also (in the family of) a mini gun with it's multiple rotating barrels.

bzax3 months ago

I feel obliged to mention that this does feature prominently in Kim Stanley Robinson's Red Mars trilogy. The single most important piece of infrastructure on Mars is a space elevator, but not everyone on the planet is happy with how the owners of the space elevator are running things.

trelane3 months ago
abakker3 months ago

https://www.everlastgenerators.com/catalog/laser-welders this is probably the easiest one to buy from a reputable (non alibaba) company. its $17k, so not "cheap", but hardly expensive.

My gut says they'll be for sale at $2-5k within 2 years at the rate things are going.

mdorazio3 months ago

A quick search is showing me new machines in the $7k range. You could probably pick up a used one for a few thousand less. This is cheaper than I would have thought, honestly - a decent full MIG rig is not exactly cheap.

DannyBee3 months ago

They are coming down in price very quickly.

The materials cost is really not very high (no idea on the laser itself, but the rest is easily <1k. Probably <500.). The R&D cost was probably very high to start (but also coming down).

hinkley3 months ago

I had a friend, “Kevin” who got picked as a lab assistant for a guy making one of the first violet, and IIRC, picosecond lasers. It’s frickin’ laser beams so of course I had to ask way too many questions. They probably should have been using curtains but if they were he never said, and I’m sure laser safety has evolved with the wattage and commercialization, whereas this was a static benchtop system.

There were lots of mirrors and prisms and they has to calculate refraction off of them and stick carbon blocks everywhere that light transmission was less than 100% efficient so that no light could escape the system except via the target.

ziofill3 months ago

What are the curtains made of? I’m surprised 2500W on 0.06mm don’t just go through like there’s no curtains

jaystraw3 months ago

hopes and seams

geysersam3 months ago

Maybe it just diffuses the beam?

netsharc3 months ago

Somehow your comment reminds me of Tech Ingredients grilling a burger with laser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VmITd0dKAo

elif3 months ago

Please provide some more details on your laser welder. Did you import it from China? I want one so bad, but buying them in the USA seems to be 4-5x retail cost in China.

yard20103 months ago

I wouldn't get one from China, no matter what the price is. Money can't buy eyesight, not in this case at least

rtkwe3 months ago

Cheaper ones often skip safety features like interlocks to so be careful.

exe343 months ago

> (as for why i have a laser welder - i got it cheap

that's how a lot of good stories start

dotancohen3 months ago

You don't want to hear how I met the ex.

BonoboIO3 months ago

10km … damn. And the biggest problem is, the danger is invisible.

NathanielBaking3 months ago

Safety guys always ruin the fun. I was in the Marine Corps and every time we got to test some new piece of gear the safety officer was like "No, you can't live fire it off the flight deck of the ship" or "No, not here, that village is down wind of the dust you will kick up when it goes off." No, that has a kill distance of 6 miles, you have to fire it into a hill." Blah, blah, blah.

So after I got out I joined the National Guard.

RandomThoughts33 months ago

I may or may not be aware of hull damage being caused or not caused by a rifle being fired from the flight deck of a ship. My point being, your safety officer had a point.

dctoedt3 months ago

> hull damage being caused or not caused by a rifle being fired from the flight deck of a ship

How did that happen? Our MarDet would occasionally do live-fire training off the flight deck (CVN-65); they naturally pointed their weapons away from the ship ....

Or are you talking about hitting the hull of a different ship, e.g., one of the tin cans in plane guard, or alongside during an UNREP? Seems like that would ... get noticed by a lot of folks.

RandomThoughts33 months ago

Hypothetically, someone could have left a guest (like say an engineer from the shipyard doing sea acceptance testing) fire a rifle and an unlucky wave reflection might have bounced a round back towards the bow.

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rtkwe3 months ago
edm0nd3 months ago

Seabees doing seabee things.

dublinth3 months ago

"A wave? At sea? Chance in a million."

trelane3 months ago

I think they know that. I read their comment as sarcastic.

jprete3 months ago

It's really, really close though. The kill distance of six miles is what tips me over the edge of reading it as sarcasm.

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trelane3 months ago
ChrisMarshallNY3 months ago

OK, you have a bunch of kids, who, under different circumstances, might be playing grabass on campus, instead, are in charge of incredibly deadly stuff.

What could possibly go wrong?

ooterness3 months ago

I am reminded of the "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space" speech from Mass Effect 2.

https://youtu.be/hLpgxry542M?feature=shared

elzbardico3 months ago

Compton is a bitch for astronauts too.

talldayo3 months ago

It's all fun and games until you walk in front of a live AESA radar and sterilize yourself.

khorne3 months ago

Save $300 on a vasectomy.

ryneandal3 months ago

Mine was $750 :(

takinola3 months ago

I guess if you only do one testicle, you may get half off.

peepee19823 months ago

They're about twice as much where I live!

shaftway3 months ago

Most US insurance will cover this at 100% even if you haven't met your deductible. Something about how babies cost more than a 3 digit outpatient procedure....

onemoresoop3 months ago

I'm guessing there are other adverse effects beside sterilizing.

SXX3 months ago

Is it scientifically proven though? If it that powerful wouldn't it cook your brain as well?

talldayo3 months ago

If the radar is located on the ground, the chances are it's consuming enough energy to cook a turkey from the inside-out.

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SXX3 months ago
archgoon3 months ago

> that village is down wind of the dust you will kick up when it goes off.

I'm always happy to hear that there are people saying these sorts of things in the military. I'm sorry it wasn't fun at the time, but the Safety Officer really was looking out for you. You really don't want to be the unexpected cautionary tale, like Bob.

gumby3 months ago

> I was in the Marine Corps and every time we got to test some new piece of gear the safety officer was like "No, you can't live fire...

I thought the whole point of the Marines was to cause maximal amounts of damage. Are you implying there is a constraint on that?

But now I understand why the marines hate the navy: I had a buddy who'd been in the navy and he said they kept the kids busy by cleaning and painting everything but frequently they'd let 'em blow off steam by tossing cardboard boxes and stuff off the end the flight deck and shooting at them with the 50 cal machine guns.

We were good friends, attended MIT together, but if I thought the Navy would take many people like him I'd doubt their ability to fight a war. He was only in the navy because it would pay for school and AFAIK he managed to avoid getting any rank advancement at all. MIT requires, or used to, a lot of all nighters and he once said "I'm probably only sane with these all nighters because I did so much extra sleeping in the navy"

afterburner3 months ago

> I thought the whole point of the Marines was to cause maximal amounts of damage.

I thought their point was to expose themselves to maximal amounts of damage.

NoMoreNicksLeft3 months ago

> I thought their point was to expose themselves to maximal amounts of damage.

I hate to be pedantic, but technically the whole point is to expose the enemy to maximal amounts of damage. Whoever that is. Anything else is incidental.

afterburner3 months ago

I'm referring to them being the tip of the spear, but yes, you are not wrong.

robertlagrant3 months ago

> But now I understand why the marines hate the navy: I had a buddy who'd been in the navy and he said they kept the kids busy by cleaning and painting everything but frequently they'd let 'em blow off steam by tossing cardboard boxes and stuff off the end the flight deck and shooting at them with the 50 cal machine guns.

If anything this should be why the taxpayer doesn't like the navy.

gumby3 months ago

I’ve always assumed this kind of stuff is cheaper than the damage they’d cause if they were idle.

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phaedrus3 months ago

My electronics mentor worked at 3M in the 80s. One of his coworkers thought it would be funny to prank him by asking him to look into a piece of equipment with something like a binocular microscope that the prankster had rigged to flash laser light at the sample. (I'm not sure what the equipment was, maybe something to do with chip lithography or looking at the surface of a magnetic platter.)

Somehow 3M was able to get out of compensating him for this workplace injury even though, if an ophthalmologist were to give him an eye exam (he tells me) they can literally read lithography writing (albeit backwards) burned in scar tissue on his retina. IIRC the prankster was never appropriately disciplined either.

Like OP it mostly affects/affected his peripheral vision and he just ignored it much of the time, but as he's gotten older his eyesight in general has gotten worse such that he can no longer compensate for it.

dmd3 months ago

I'm not entirely sure, but I suspect my Hole In My Eye[0] came from being 30 years old (I'm 46 now) and saying "look, this laser pointer is so low power, I can shine it in my eye to no ill effect!".

[0] https://dmd.3e.org/a-hole-in-my-eye/

madjam0023 months ago

One of the things I hate most in tourist hotspots these days are the people selling high powered laser pointers, normally selling them to kids, and they are shining it at their faces, in the faces of others, and at the neighbours.

I swear they never used to be so commonplace.

Having worked nightclub lighting a long time ago I have a deep appreciation for laser safety haha

pflenker3 months ago

When I was ~12 years old one boy pinned me down and another one shone a laser pointer in my eye just for fun. Needless to say, this has been my „bad eye“ ever since (I’m 39 now)

scottlamb3 months ago

That's terrible, and I'm guessing they faced little if any consequences for it. I'm mad thinking about this, even though I wasn't involved and it was 27 years ago.

I would like to think that people would know today that laser pointers are weapons so this wouldn't happen, and that if it did happen, the schools' zero tolerance policies (the ones that you hear about used to stupidly expel someone for bringing a butter knife to eat their lunch with) would kick in, as school bullies literally damaging your body for life is completely unacceptable.

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latexr3 months ago

Out of your ten comments, half are flagged. I propose that the lesson to take from that is to reread the guidelines¹ and adapt, not triple down on the same thing and complain.

¹ https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

codr73 months ago

And it would be a wasted life, just ask Jesus.

leptons3 months ago

A friend of mine gave me a high power blue laser pointer, and it was fun for a night but I gave it back to him because I recognized that it was just too dangerous. One slip, one stray reflection, and I'd damage my eyesight or go blind. It's just too dangerous, and I'm a very careful person who takes precautions - I can't imagine kids with laser pointers are going to be able to see very well when they are older.

dghughes3 months ago

At a casino where I was a slot tech we used fiber optics that went into a fiber converter module and then RJ-45.

Often I would look at the ends of the fiber connectors to see if they were lit or if the light looked odd.

They were quite low in power but I'm surprised at myself that I didn't think of the risk.

edit: optics not options

wildzzz3 months ago

Patch fiber is usually using Class 1 or Class 1M lasers which are entirely safe to look at. Also the light spreads out very rapidly at the end of an unterminated fiber because there's no lens to focus it. So don't hold it directly up against your eye but like a foot away is fine. The lasers are less focused (i.e. cheaper) and the multi-mode fiber is wide so it spreads out very quickly. You can't actually see the IR light, the red light you see is just sidebands of the signal.

Fiber used for long hauls is much more powerful but uses a wavelength that the human eye is very good at blocking (so your eye dissipates more of the energy but what does get through could damage your retina). There are systems that will decrease the power if the link is lost (cut or unplugged) to protect eyes. The light will still dissipate in free space (because there's no lens) so you should be safe from a distance. Single-mode fiber uses a more focused laser and more narrow fiber so it will spread less over a free space distance so don't get too close.

Always better to just use a light meter (or a phone camera) if you're unsure but also just holding the end of the fiber against some paper or your palm may reflect enough of the visible light to let you know the fiber is live.

leoqa3 months ago

As an intern moving data centers the old networking guy told me to look into them; I used my right eye and now my eye is 20/40 a decade later whereas my left eye is still 20/20. I did hold it up to my eye because it was hard to see..

foobarian3 months ago

Just in case, always use the same eye to look into these things.

jaggederest3 months ago

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye"

justin663 months ago

Some scientists used to look at the beam emitter to adjust the aim of old particle accelerators. The story I heard was that some of them eventually developed cataracts as a result. Come to think of it, with today's medical technology that's a lot less awful than punching holes into your retina with a laser, but I think the result back then was eventually blindness.

dekhn3 months ago

I met a scientist who looked into a particle accelerator; it was intention, part of a self-experiment to establish whether high energy particles can cause scintillations in the eye. In his case he very carefully calculated how to get a safe dosage.

On the other hand there's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski

NotYourLawyer3 months ago

“Low power” lasers are sometimes wildly more powerful than they claim to be. I guess what do you expect when you buy a Chinese laser pointer on Amazon for 5 bucks.

anonymousiam3 months ago

Nd:YAG lasers such as the one in the article use an IR exciter into a crystal to achieve frequency doubling or tripling. Much of the energy from the fundamental exciter makes it past the crystal, so without good filtering, a "safe" class 2 or 3R laser can still produce blinding (but invisible) light. Lots of the cheap lasers don't have good filtering, so be careful what you buy.

Lramseyer3 months ago

Don't forget that the power rating of a laser pointer (unlike literally every other type of light you buy) is the output power, not the input power! More importantly, it's the output power of only the green laser!

The 1064nm exciter laser is pumped by an 808nm pump laser, and based on what I know about how inefficient lasers are, I can guarantee that those beams are way more powerful than the output beam! If those leak because the manufacturer cheaped out on filters, those lasers mat not visible, but they are still dangerous!

NotYourLawyer3 months ago

Oh yeah, that’s a real problem for cheap green lasers. IR diode laser, doubling crystal, and no IR filter is a good way to go blind.

zoky3 months ago

I’m not saying it didn’t happen as described, but this really kinda reads like the “Bald eagle named Albert Einstein flew into the classroom” copypasta…

mpalmer3 months ago

Never let facts get in the way of a good story. The build-up is great (VP's car, elementary school, military base) and the punchline is funny, but it's just a bit too perfect ("and what's above us?", cue clouds). Even the name Bob sounds like it's been chosen for comedy.

It's clearly a mostly true story that's been refined and polished over the years.

cududa3 months ago

Was curious so I looked it up - Jose Antonio Vargas Elementary School is right by Moffet Field. The school also abuts an industrial park that fits the description.

One of the current tenants there is Volvo Innovation Lab, which I imagine does laser testing. I have no idea if buildings need certain certifications for working with lasers, so I mention that tidbit.

As well, that office park has 16 buildings in it, by my count.

The pieces of this story very much so line up.

mpalmer3 months ago

Yeah like I said I'm sure it's mostly true. I just don't necessarily buy that he had a comedian's delivery on the day in question

rob743 months ago

It's entirely possible that "Bob" is a generic name (using $SALES_GUY, like he uses $LASER_COMPANY and $FACILITY_GUY, would have been too repetitive).

...or the guy was really called Bob.

trelane3 months ago

Also, the guy had enough happen to him. He doesn't need his actual name put in the story. One might hope that in the intervening 25 years he would have improved, especially after such an expensive lesson.

foehrenwald3 months ago

reads like a BOFH story

gadders3 months ago

Yeah, I thought it sounded a bit too good to be true as well...

neilv3 months ago

As I read through it, it does sound like an apocryphal old story, since too many of the details are too perfect setups for the teller.

Then again, occasionally real life really does happen unbelieveably, including when fudge-ups are involved.

Maybe what's most unbelieveable is that, to the extent the story tells, the only known injured person was the laser safety officer.

Presumably the safety person was partly in the loop on some other injuries, but maybe they're NDA'd on that, yet not NDA'd on mentioning the incident. Or, maybe an incident like that was kept very quiet by a company, and injured people never knew how they got injured.

Then there's this:

> It has been brought to my attention that I have never actually written this story down before, merely told it in person to many students for valuable lessons and also for laughs over cocktails.

Did they only give verbal reports and verbal depositions/testimony? Never wrote up a report for internal use or for professional publication?

"Laughs over cocktails" could mean finding humor in the ridiculousness of disaster, and taking a battle scar in stride. Could also be a hint that the entire story is a fabricated/embellished/appropriated story, like people often tell recreationally when drinking, and understood in that context for what it is.

tpmoney3 months ago

> Did they only give verbal reports and verbal depositions/testimony? Never wrote up a report for internal use or for professional publication?

I read that line as being in the context of the authors blog. As in “I’ve referenced this here before, and told the story to people in person, but never written out the story here on my blog.” Not literally saying that this is the first time in history any part of this story was committed to some form of the written word.

kragen3 months ago

possibly his boss asked him to not write up the report

neilv3 months ago

Yes, I don't want to speculate, but would hope that, for whatever happened, the affected people were notified, and all the appropriate safety officer processes were followed up on.

Or, the story might have started a bit like when grandkids ask grandpa how he got that arm injury, and instead of telling the troubling story about shrapnel in the war, or the car crash, he tongue in cheek tells a fantastic tall tale of fishing, when along comes a bear who wanted to eat his fish, chock full of lessons.

That could've been a goal with students: if one ran out of real-world case studies to drive home laser safety practices, a semi-plausible, if over-the-top, narrative of how a not-unlikely cavalier mistake could become a clusterfudge, with the story of course hitting all the safety practices they were just told about.

There would normally be verbal cues as to the kind of story, and there'd be the context of telling, both of which are lost in blog posts.

gus_massa3 months ago

I worked for a few weeks in a class with a custom infrared -> green laser. The teacher were very hard about glasses, how to crouch looking away from the laser table, close the door and a few more security measures. And later, I had a 5W (0.5W?) green laser at 3 yards pointed at me [1] with some optical equipment bolted to the table in the middle so there was (almost) no possibility that it hit me.

The story sounds real.

[1] If all the bolted devices in the middle magically fall down, the laser would have hit my belly, not my eyes. So it's important to crouch looking away, just in case.

amluto3 months ago

> custom infrared -> green laser

Nd:YAG lasers always creep me out. I worked in a lab that had an Nd:YAG with two janky doublers: 1064 -> 532 -> 266 nm. The output energy was supposed to be a few mJ (IIRC), but it was basically zero. So the students operating it took off the second doubler and fired it at a bookend. Nothing (well, nothing visible). Took off the first doubler. After investigation, the zapping sound was the paint vaporizing off a computer at the other end of the lab, because the beam was actually scooting just past the bookend. 1064 nm is almost the worst wavelength you can work with. (Okay, 233nm is probably worse, but the available energy with a setup like this is much lower.)

I have a green laser pointer, and I made a point of buying a diode laser. It’s a slightly different color than 532, its battery life is better, but, critically, there is no way it could malfunction or be sloppily constructed to leak infrared light.

amluto3 months ago

Replying to myself:

I just searched Amazon. There are plenty of green “diode” lasers, 532nm, ~100mW, for very little money. I don’t believe that for a second — those are surely crappy frequency doubled Nd:YAG lasers, probably unfiltered (that filter wouldn’t be cheap, and it might fail anyway under that ridiculous power level), and they will blind you when some funny reflection of the, I dunno, 500mW of stray IR light hits your eye.

Now that real name brand laser pointers are mostly gone, if you actually want green, get a 515nm laser or something along those lines. Stay away from 532nm!

entropie3 months ago

I have a friend with multiple green and red lasers, some from aliexpress.

Years ago when the hype wasnt really there he visited me and wanted to show off. I have 3 dogs and I really like this kind of tech but I forbid it to turn that thing on near me, especially in my flat. Even if they are directed away, the chance of unpredictable reflections is just too high for a bit of fun.

cyberax3 months ago

> (Okay, 233nm is probably worse, but the available energy with a setup like this is much lower.)

How do you get 233nm lasers?!?

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amluto3 months ago
aj73 months ago

Crouch? When training technicians, the first thing is, you never ever bend your waist in the laser room, with lasers on. Your head never enters the plane of the laser beams. You do not put your ahead above the laser. You use a piece of copy paper to earache for stray beams near the apparatus. You use an IR viewer to (shock yourself as to how many there are to) find 1064nm stray beams.

gus_massa3 months ago

I agree. I'm not a native English speaker, so I may have choose the wrong verb. Is "squatting" better?

And with that kind of care, like turn everything off and still be very careful if you have to pick something from the floor.

relaxing3 months ago

The sales guy set up the entire rig on his own? And no other engineers in the lab stopped to ask what he was doing?

I know some places have poor safety culture, but this is a “laser company”. Basic laser safety should be drilled into them from day 1 and every day after. When I worked in an optics lab, we had interlocks on the doors that switched on with the power supply running the experiment and a sign outside indicating which wavelengths were operating.

somat3 months ago

The guy was listed as a "sales engineer" which on first glance is the worst sort of oxymoron, everybody knows engineers make terrible salesmen[1]. But perhaps it could work, just take your sleaziest engineer, put them through an intensive indoctrination in chicanery and lies and you get a salesman who almost knows what he is talking about.

1. How do you know if the guy trying to sell you something is the engineer. They will tell you in excruciating detail every flaw and design mistake in the thing and how they should have designed it better. Savor this moment, look past the terrible sales pitch and buy from them, for you have been gifted that elusive thing, the engineer.

neilv3 months ago

My dad was such an engineer doing sales, of industrial components. Grew up on a farm, engineering degree, very honest type churchgoer and family man, and in his spare time DIY projects like a classic engineer type. I'm sure he'd know when something would or wouldn't work, and would candidly tell the customer about any problems or risks. (In this case, maybe honest as much as an engineer personally bothered by design flaws.)

I've also seen a different kind of engineer in sales, where they're paired long-term with salespeople. They sit in on sales meetings as a technical expert, and also do things like customizations and integrations. I suppose the presence of the salesperson helps suppress the engineer's inclination to start riffing on every flaw, but the pairing retains the engineer ability to help the customer be successful with the product.

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somat3 months ago
RandomThoughts33 months ago

Sales engineers are very common if you are selling complex industrial products. At a certain point of complexity, selling a product and designing its integration with the customer kind of bridge. You need a deep understanding of the product and process involved to be able to sell it.

bleakenthusiasm3 months ago

I've worked with a few sales engineers by now because I'm the person they try to sell to. I always saw sales engineers as the result of companies realizing that by now they often have to deliver sales pitches to engineers and not just manages managers and procurement folks.

In my case, that's exactly what they need. Sales people creep me out and make me want to hide under my weighted blanket. Sales engineers are the blessing that makes sales calls informative and bearable. I don't know how companies find and recruit them, but they make it happen and I'm very happy they do.

swiftcoder3 months ago

In software we may call them euphemisms like "solutions architects" or "devrel engineers", but sales engineers have always existed. They aren't necessarily the frontline of the sales department, but someone has to go onto the customer site and explain to the customer's engineers exactly how their shiny new purchase is going to integrate into their existing systems and workflows...

ta9883 months ago

I have seen a drunk employee wrestling with a moving industrial robotic arm trying to "fix it" after having disabled the numerous safeties with screwdrivers. This was at a major car manufacturer plant. Do not underestimate the horrible situations people can put themselves in.

p_l3 months ago

Sometimes you fight and curse the volkswagen-special VKRC safety circuits.

And sometimes you think what kind of shenanigans might happen and why it might be better to have complex safety interlocks that mate with entire automation cell controls...

hotsauceror3 months ago

A relative of mine works with assembly-line robots at heavy equipment manufacturers. He told me that while they were calibrating a new robot that was used to move axles for industrial mining dump trucks, a miscalculation caused the robot to fling a 800 lb axle through the air like a marching band baton.

aftbit3 months ago

Now that I'd pay to see. If that happened where I worked, I would be so tempted to run the program again with my phone camera out. After telling everyone down-range to get lost of course.

Now would I do it? No... definitely not, as long as the demon on my right shoulder was being quiet that day.

unkeptbarista3 months ago

I find this basics of this story believable. I worked at a place that manufactured IR lasers, and where the owner (the "Doctor" as we called him) set up similiar impromptu demonstrations that went awry. Thankfully no one was injured, but some random piece of equipment was damaged by the reflected beam.

rkachowski3 months ago

It's pretty crazy that the sales guy was able to connect the water cooling and power with enough hosing and cables to bring it outside, as well as know how to operate the device enough to activate it - but couldn't correctly point it _at the ground_ and burn the paint off of the street without melting through a car.

But forgetting that, what are the core safety issues described? I get the direct exposure to unprotected eyes damage, but there's discussion of infra red reflections endangering nearby children + aircraft + casus belli with the US army.

teractiveodular3 months ago

The story says he did point it at the ground, but a) it was reflecting off the reflective paint they were aiming at and b) towards the end the laser was badly misaligned.

relaxing3 months ago

Not operating in a controlled environment, no curtains to block stray reflections, not ensuring your optic path is stable and clear of obstructions and reflective objects. Doesn’t sound like they had a beam block around for safety, nor did they first use a lower power visible laser to simulate beam path.

mike503 months ago

These types of lasers are integrated into end customer systems by techs at a factory. They are very simple to setup from the black box level of understanding. All you do is plug in water (blue hose in and red hose for out) since the electrical system is typical a box that simply plugs into the laser head and the wall outlet. The only factor that could affect the output power that's not on the controls would be the water temperature.

tpmoney3 months ago

“Sales engineer” sounds like one of those positions that would be regularly setting up demos for customers and have access to the equipment and basic operating procedures.

“Could we use this to burn paint off the road” sounds exactly like the sort of question a person doing a demo might say “I don’t see why not, let’s try it” to.

While with deliberate thought about it, the fact that road markings are retro-reflective is obvious, but it’s not something you would necessarily consider immediately, since it’s called “paint” and almost all paint you encounter in the world is not retro-reflective.

For the rest of it, my reading of the story is multiple things happened here:

1) They initially aimed the IR laser at the paint on the ground. The paint being retro-reflective the laser damaged itself in about an half hour and stopped producing consistent results, just occasional spots of results.

2) The sales person rather than halting the demo to get someone else to take a look at what was malfunctioning continued to fire the laser after making various adjustments not realizing that because the laser had been damaged it was firing not at the ground anymore, but at the car a few spaces away.

3) They’d been messing with the laser after malfunctioning since before the VP parked their car, so there’s possibility they were sending lasers in the direction of the other building, so that’s one issue which would have been bad enough on its own but…

4) At some point the VP parked their car in the path between the laser and the building. As they continued to mess with the malfunctioning laser, they burned through the paint on the side of the car, exposing the bare metal underneath.

5) The bare metal is also highly reflective, but because it’s not retro-reflective the problem is now you had completely uncontrolled reflections. The ones that went backwards had nothing to stop them since there was only a fence and field between the lot and the school. And the ones that went up obviously also had nothing to stop them since they were outside.

6) Because of the unknown detections and quantity of reflection, in addition to getting all the potentially exposed employees and customers checked out, the company would also have to make advisory calls (at a minimum) to the school and the local airports and military installations.

Whether those schools and planes were actually in danger or not could not be said with certainty, but the point was less “oh know we’re terrorists now” and more “this was a huge screw up, and I need to impress on you why it was bigger than just breaking company property or not wearing your safety gear”

petsfed3 months ago

I think this is all a good illustration of why "Bob" was (supposedly) fired at the end of the story.

A good sales engineer knows a lot about the product within its normal operating envelope, but especially knows a lot about the boundaries of "normal operation". Bob's very first response to "can this thing do a thing [that Bob should know is outside of its normal operations]?" should have been to go ask the kind of engineer who is involved in defining "normal". And either the capability is investigated (and, if plausible, eventually a "safe" demo is put together, and maybe the definition of "normal" is expanded), or its revealed that it won't work, and that's that. In either case, the rest of the situation never happens, provided Bob is actually good at the engineering side of "sales engineer".

ben_w3 months ago

Mm.

Should be, isn't.

I've heard of one place that had a class IV laser mounted on a robot arm in a public area, which turned itself off when the arm happened to flail in exactly the right way to hit its own emergency stop button.

elzbardico3 months ago

With highly technical products usually you have at least two guys working on a account:

The salesman, who deals with the business guys on the other side, the folks who will actually sign the check. The sales engineer, that deal with the guys who will actually use the product, is able to understand their requirements and come up with ways the product can fullfil those, provide Proofs of Concept, demos and initial training for those guys on the other side that will give the final ok to the business people: 'this will work for us, you can sign the check if you want"

protocolture3 months ago

Sales Engineer = Knows enough to be dangerous.

Sometimes a good sales engineer can tell you all about then undocumented feature you need to get something delivered.

mike503 months ago

The structure of the industry is many small companies that make one specific laser based on the owner's PhD research. These companies cannot have the perfect safety culture simply due to staffing numbers.

gibspaulding3 months ago
fennecbutt3 months ago

It's written in the style of tales from tech support.

fsh3 months ago

Yeah, the story contains some obvious bullshit. There is no way in hell a flashlamp-pumped Nd:YAG laser could cut through a piece of steel. With typical ~Hz repetition rate and ~J pulse energy, the average power is only around 1 W. This is three to five orders of magnitude lower than typical welding lasers. This could burn some paint or engrave metal, but burning through a wheel well and brake line is completely ridiculous.

xiphmont3 months ago

He didn't claim it cut through steel, JGCs have polymer wheel wells and brake lines like most modern cars.

mistercow3 months ago

Maybe they meant the plastic wheel well liner? I don’t know if that makes sense, I’m just googling around looking at Jeep Cherokee images.

actionfromafar3 months ago

It's just there for flair. :)

DannyBee3 months ago

So while trying to answer another comment on cost, i ran into this:

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S09240... and https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S00303...

I had thought, reading the article, that maybe this was a relatively new idea, and they were at least trying something relatively new in an insane way.

But no, the latter is from 1999 (so when this event occurred), and there were earlier papers they cite.

Using lasers to do paint stripping of coatings from roadways was well studied even then, and all the risks/rewards carefully laid out.

Not that i expect the sales engineer to have read that, but still.

csours3 months ago

> "oxygen shroud-gas"

Do they call it MOG instead of MIG? Although it's Chlorinated Rubber, not metal, so maybe it's CROG.

RA2lover3 months ago

I wonder what happened to literally everyone else present at this situation. That's beyond "Yikes!" territory.

MeteorMarc3 months ago

Yes, I also dislike the culture in which this can be called a funny story. Such culture will cause more incidents. Worked in a laser lab for 5 years without incident in a time when eye safety goggles were not used for visible light.

ta9883 months ago

Sometimes a funny story is one that helps you remember about safety.

ordu3 months ago

Yeah, emotions are a positive factor for a memories forming. Add some emotions to a fact, and it will be remembered better and for longer. Some things are remembered for life without any repetition, and mostly it happens for things that trigger your emotions.

cqqxo4zV46cp3 months ago

No. That only says something about you, not “the culture”. It’s incredibly common to laugh at the absolute absurdity of a situation. It doesn’t mean that people are making light of it. It doesn’t mean that they don’t grok how serious it is. They just react differently to you.

MeteorMarc3 months ago

I agree there is more to it than yes/no making a joke of an incident. I associate it with a macho culture in which people do not feel safe to speak up in case of unsafe circumstances. Same for IT security.

bbarnett3 months ago

If the Germans can joke about it, anyone can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ_86lxP36I

tivert3 months ago

This version of Forklift Driver Klaus is much clearer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

WarOnPrivacy3 months ago

> in a time when eye safety goggles were not used for visible light.

Also Yikes. Even with my low(ish) 1w-5w handhelds, it's self-evident that eye protection is needed when the beam travels less than a few yards.

N_A_T_E3 months ago

I worked in a laser lab for a few months early in my career. After the safety training I fear lasers getting near my eyes in situations most people don't care about. I even look away from barcode scanners at grocery stores. Sometimes I wonder about lidar being shot in all directions from those self-driving cars around SF.

Miraste3 months ago

There's been at least one sketchy self driving startup that drove their LiDAR hard enough they burnt holes in journalists' camera sensors at CES.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2019/01/man-says-ces-lidars-las...

neilv3 months ago

I'd wondered about the eye safety of LIDAR on prototype autonomous vehicles, but then thought "surely anything at all unsafe to eyes wouldn't be allowed on public streets."

Now I'm reminded of all the unregulated recklessness in some technical topics that I do understand, and realizing it's silly to assume.

sersi3 months ago

Should I be concerned about the lidar in my dreame robot vacuum (L10s ultra) and my 3 years old whose head is closer to the ground than me?

I never thought about it before but you'r comment worries me.

bleakenthusiasm3 months ago

So going by what they aimed for in building the laser: No. The nominal power and wave length of all of these appliances is less harming to the eye than going outside on a sunny day and forgetting your sun glasses.

The issue here I guess are malfunctions or rather cheap products with bad calibration. For total safety you'd have to get someone to measure input and output of the laser.

I'd love to reassure you about something like low input power, but at the end of the day with cheap products you don't know. If a higher powered laser was cheaper at the time of production, the extra milliwatts would probably be negligible compared to overall power consumption of the robot.

So the lidar is unlikely to immediately cause eye damage at a glimpse, but if your kid likes to chase the robot and thus might look into it for longer periods of time, maybe look into options of checking the laser's actual input power.

Doxin3 months ago

Keep in mind that LIDAR is moving lasers too, which are allowed to be higher power but should have an interlock that turns the laser off when it stops moving.

I'll leave the extrapolation on how that could go wrong to you.

sersi3 months ago

Hmm my kid does like to chase the robot.

It seems rather difficult to measure the laser input power though. Apart from trying to reverse engineer the robot?

I guess I'll just make sure that it's not turned on if my kid is awake at home.

kqr3 months ago

Wait, are barcode scanners lasers? I've always thought of them as red lamps because their cone spreads out so widely quickly.

calfuris3 months ago

Some of them are, some of them aren't. There are obviously laser based ones that are easily recognizable as they produce a pattern of lines instead of a relatively evenly lit field. It's surprisingly difficult to find a picture of that, but I found a video that shows it well[1]. The ones that produce even illumination are probably LED based.

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIn00-qW5WI&t=1m34s

rtkwe3 months ago

It's a scanning dot moving fast enough to appear as a cone.

hinkley3 months ago

The stationary ones used to have a spinning mirror with a laser pointed at it. You used to be able to look in the machine and see it. Dunno how they do it now for the handheld scanners. Smaller mirror or some other trick like piezo?

rtkwe3 months ago

Hand scanners for a while have been able to use just LEDs to illuminate the barcode it turns out. Way cheaper than having so many moving parts like the older laser based scanners.

gtmitchell3 months ago

That brings back memories. One of my first research projects in school was doing sketchy things with a Quanta-Ray Nd:YAG laser. I remember the distinct 'tack-tack-tack' sound of the Q-switching at 10 Hz which I used to create a laser-induced plasma right around eye level.

Fortunately I had the proper goggles on but was always terrified of catching a stray reflection and blinding myself. Now we live in a world of dirt-cheap high-powered diode lasers, and when I see all the stupid things YouTubers do with them with almost no discussion of proper eye safety, I wince.

schoen3 months ago

One of the important safety lessons that non-experts could take from this story is that protective eyewear for lasers can be highly specific to the kind of laser (as lasers have only a single wavelength, the eyewear may be designed to filter out that specific wavelength rather than attenuate light-in-general). I once knew this but had forgotten it, and some of the people in the story apparently never knew it.

Also the mirror and low-divergence thing are so scary. Much like laser microphones! We have a pretty deep human intuition that other people must be at least somewhat close by in order to harm us, and lasers break that intuition.

RIMR3 months ago

I have had lasers in my life a long time and have always appreciated the risks, but I have taken a couple of very brief hits to the eye.

Fortunately, my eye doctor has never seen anything that looks like damage, and aside from extreme nearsightedness totally unrelated to lasers, my eyes work fine.

These ultra-powerful lasers that will toast your retinas instantly scare the shit out of me. The fact that you can buy a tattoo removal gun on AliExpress (https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806988159318.html) is just insane. The kinds of mass-violence you could commit with a device like are outrageous, I figure it's only a matter of time before someone uses something like this against an unsuspecting crowd.

Even just using the wrong kinds of lasers or UV lights at a concert can have awful consequences: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/jul/16/news.seanmicha... / https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/11/bored-ape-creator-say...

If this kind of thing can happen by accident, imagine what could be done on purpose.

thedrbrian3 months ago

and if you want to see the tattoo gun in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BeTq99LqUo

jnwatson3 months ago

Rule number 1 of laser safety is "do not look into beam with remaining eye".

altruios3 months ago

I think that's rule number two. Right after "don't look at the laser".

dietr1ch3 months ago

then the third rule must be, "now you can do whatever the fuck you want" written in Braille.

Szpadel3 months ago

the other saying I know is: "you can see laser only twice in your life, once with your eye and second time with the remaining one"

wruza3 months ago

When I was a kid, I tried to look at it and nothing happened just like my friends said. All warnings failed to deliver a message that eye damage may be delayed and invisible at first. I didn’t lose sight after 30 years, so that laser was probably safe, but for fucks sake can they write non-dismissable warnings instead?

Reminds me that stupid low bridge warning: “overheight must turn”. Instead of messaging to a driver that they are overheight right now it just reads as a general rule. Numerous incidents per year as a result.

franciscop3 months ago

I've touched all sorts of things in my "Maker" years, but one of the things I'm never going to touch by far is lasers. I know how bad they are, and I also know how woeful unqualified I'm for messing with lasers. Heck, I've even left a couple of dancefloors in clubs that I heavily suspected were firing actual lasers at the people, wonder how many of those were actual lasers vs light pointers and how many people got unknowingly injured, but it was just not worth the risk.

krisoft3 months ago

> Heck, I've even left a couple of dancefloors in clubs that I heavily suspected were firing actual lasers at the people, wonder how many of those were actual lasers vs light pointers and how many people got unknowingly injured, but it was just not worth the risk.

It is not really clear what you are saying here. What do you mean by "actual lasers" vs "light pointers".

Whether or not a light show is safe has nothing to do with the light source being an "actual laser" or not. What matters is what kind of laser and how it is used.

bryceacc3 months ago

Last year I went to a karaoke dance floor club thing in NYC k-town and I saw literal burn marks on the wall. A spinning laser disco thing continuously traced across the burn mark. I got our group the hell out of there but they only agreed to leave because it was too loud

bongodongobob3 months ago

They are actual lasers and they're fine. Assuming you're talking about the light shows and not just random people.

franciscop3 months ago

I mean the light shows. Why do you say they are fine? It'd depend on who sets it up, right? If it's professionals I'd be a bit less worried, but in my country and many others def-not-professionals handle things that they shouldn't be handling, including setting up official shows.

bongodongobob3 months ago

Are they building homemade laser rigs or something?

franciscop3 months ago

They are buying equipment that is supposed to be pointing to the sky and set up by a professional and setting up haphazardously by themselves.

voidUpdate3 months ago

Even better is when the dancefloor wants UV lighting, so they just buy some cheap UV-C bulbs

duskwuff3 months ago

Funranium has a post about that, too: https://www.funraniumlabs.com/2023/11/ultraviolet-rant/

Sakos3 months ago

> We do not want to share space with a UV-C air sterilizer because we like to see with our eyeballs

This was a good read.

capitainenemo3 months ago
techstrategist3 months ago

What are the implications of that choice? Safety?

voidUpdate3 months ago

UV-C light is used for disinfecting, because it's very good at killing biological things

jmclnx3 months ago

One thing I learnt, different glasses for different type lasers, who knew :)

0x138d53 months ago

One of the professors in my uni lab had "universal laser goggles".

They were regular goggles with a sheet of lead bent over them.

trelane3 months ago

Niiice. Even attenuates those xray lasers!

ta9883 months ago

That and different glasses depending on how you use that laser... Because some lasers can do variable wavelength.

cyberax3 months ago

Dye lasers are the worst. You now have _two_ (or more) wavelengths to shield against. Bonus points if one of them is in IR.

That's probably how I got my eye damage - a small hole in the retina of one eye.

amluto3 months ago

I’ve seen some references to the universal laser glasses: Apple Vision Pro!

ta9883 months ago

No, the cameras would probably not survive laser exposure beyond a cat toy pointer level power (and even then I wouldn't bet long exposure of those).

amluto3 months ago

That’s fine. If I worked in a room with a laser and I screwed up and hit my face, frying an Apple Vision Pro seems like a pretty small price to pay. My eyes will be fine.

And the Apple Vision Pro works against tunable lasers, lasers of unknown frequency, flashlamps, etc.

rtkwe3 months ago

They'd still protect your little human eyes. If you wanted to use them as safety glasses normally you'd want their cameras to be easily replaceable but they would function as safety goggles for short periods until the camera caught a stray beam.

gabrielhidasy3 months ago

Cameras are cheap, eyes are expensive.

Ok, the Vision pro cameras are probably very expensive (mostly because I doubt you can just switch them with new ones). Maybe put a bag over it and a Pi camera on the outside? Can you live-stream to a Vision Pro?

archgoon3 months ago

That's actually not a bad idea. It's just mildly more expensive than your typical goggles.

hanniabu3 months ago

Why can't there be glasses with the different types layered together into one?

fabian2k3 months ago

Because if you want to cover all possible lasers you'll block out the visible spectrum as well and won't see anything.

WarOnPrivacy3 months ago

You can get some overlap tho. I have 520nm goggles that tone down 465nm.

rtkwe3 months ago

That's mostly because it's tough to get a perfect notch filter in the visible spectrum but you'd never want to use the 520nm with a 465nm unless it was low enough power the fuzzy edge of the filter knocked it's power down enough to be safe.

pjc503 months ago

Then you can't see anything.

They're narrowband filters. A welding mask would be a wideband filter, but is much harder to work with when it's engaged.

steve19773 months ago

"Are you declaring war on the United States, Bob?"

This almost made me spill my tea...

delichon3 months ago

A few years ago I worked in a high rise in an office with a window facing Moffet Airfield. I worried about crashing experimental planes but never thought to worry about being blinded by a stray laser beam. Maybe I'm not paranoid enough.

tgsovlerkhgsel3 months ago

I remember reading a story of someone photographing a military helicopter (I think), only to find out that the crew apparently considered it funny to point some laser based system (likely a range finder or designator) at the photographer, burning the camera sensor to the point of damage being clearly visible on the sensor itself (not just the pictures).

kevinmchugh3 months ago

One of the lessons you can take from this is that people think in the tools they know even when there's better, simpler tools available.

It wouldn't be hard to get some asphalt into the lab, but if you don't know how to pour asphalt...or swing a hammer, you're gonna haul the tool you know to the asphalt

JansjoFromIkea3 months ago

Lasers absolutely terrify me now; I impulse bought a 2w lasercube in 2020 for next to nothing (circa $200) and once I started reading up on it I was pretty appalled how easy it was to buy.

This was a fairly expensive RRP laser with some level of protection and stuff around it, the fact you could buy pens capable of pretty significant damage on ebay for way less where people wouldn't even grasp just how dangerous the thing is.

So I've got a laser I'm afraid to play with until I can make a safe environment for it and I'm even more afraid to sell on to anyone...

Feel like there's going to be some atrocity and some big time laser panic in the future.

CamperBob23 months ago

Why not just wear the appropriate goggles? You don't have to be afraid, you just have to be careful.

Of course, being careful means considering the possible presence of subharmonics, and buying your goggles from legitimate suppliers rather than unpronounceable Chinese brands on Amazon or eBay.

JansjoFromIkea3 months ago

I will when I have appropriate goggles; it looks like they'd cost not too far off what I paid for the laser itself though?

manithree3 months ago

Not to be insensitive about your injury, but I'm more curious how you got your laser eye.

inetknght3 months ago

What a wonderful story about why we can't have nice things. Hopefully nobody else outside of the story was hurt.

Lasers are fun. Like all fun things, they demand respect.

sethammons3 months ago

That is a heck of a cocktail story. A bit more terrifying than I expected. As the safety officer, I wonder what new policies they put into place after this.

pja3 months ago

“Do not let salesweasels anywhere near the bright shiny things” hopefully.

rob743 months ago

> On closer inspection, we later leaned that the Quanta-Ray had burnt through the wheel well and cut the brake line.

The I guess they were lucky that they weren't aiming in the general direction of the fuel tank, or that the "experiment" was stopped before burning through it?

iaresee3 months ago

Having started out my tech career as an intern in an industrial laser lab, this story is parts amusing and horrifying. Brought back a lot of memories of all the ablation tests and via drilling I used to do, with varying degrees of success, to help sell this massive lasers.

rcxdude3 months ago

I went to a talk by a guy who worked on fibre lasers. Shortly after he showed a video demonstrating how it would work its way through a brick wall in about 20 seconds, he suggested that they might one day be commercialised by selling them as tools for people to slice up tree branches in their backyard, seemingly without any awareness of how terrifying a prospect this is.

ChrisMarshallNY3 months ago

One of my favorite sites, was the US Navy Safety Picture Of The Day site.

It was crazy, how bad we can get.

I think the site has long been retired.

fragmer3 months ago

You are probably thinking of this -- long gone, but still archived thanks to the Wayback Machine: http://web.archive.org/web/20081019180813/http://safetycente...

ChrisMarshallNY3 months ago

Yup. That's it!

Thanks!

londons_explore3 months ago

Are there any stats on the scale of laser eye injuries?

Like what percentage of the world population are blind because of laser injuries? What percentage have permanent vision issues?

How do those compare with the number of people who work with lasers?

How does it compare with say vision loss from arc welding?

Szpadel3 months ago

it's hard to know if you have eye damage, we have big blind spots right in the center of our eyes that we are not aware of.

our brain can fill out missing data from context and the same happens with eye damage.

with progressing damage you will see normally until you cross some threshold where your brain gives up and you are then blind

hinkley3 months ago

One of my cleverest friends loves to say, “do not look into laser with remaining eye.”

pcthrowaway3 months ago

Missed an opportunity for the Family Guy "use the force" scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ynXqTLKHhU

tomcam3 months ago

> the company claims the machine can take care of business safely "even in the most movement-heavy conditions," and that dry run testing on moving humans has all been successful.

So many questions

strickman3 months ago

Didn't anyone ever tell you to make sure your optics are clean?

-Kent

davecahill3 months ago

Blame Free Retrospective challenge

Flop73313 months ago

1999, when you could pull a stunt like this and still get two weeks notice for it

aj73 months ago

Just for giggles, who owned Spectra-Physics at the time?

protocolture3 months ago

You could have just said "Sales Guy"

igleria3 months ago

how do people like Bob get a job in the first place?

myrmidon3 months ago

- Familiar enough with product to set up customer demonstration on his own with minimal help from enigneering

- Shows initiative by exploring novel applications with customers

- Expertly alleviates doubts & hesitation in customers

:P

Honestly, apart from blatant disregard for safety culture, that is not a bad salesperson at all.

Without additional info, I would honestly put the blame mostly on the company, because instilling a certain respect for dangerous products should be part of company culture and employee training, you just can't expect fresh hires to come with all the common sense baked in...

hatsunearu3 months ago

not really related, but people say you shouldn't look directly at the sun.

I don't understand why having the sun in your field of view at all isn't dangerous then. wouldn't that cause the sun to burn a hole somewhere inside your eyeball that isn't the direct center?

dwighttk3 months ago

Moral of the story is: make sure and tag the safety officer when you’re being stupid so he can make sure and inform all of the correct people.

77soccer3 months ago

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paulluuk3 months ago

This was a great read, thanks for sharing!

yobid203 months ago

The laser should've been mounted on a shark.

steve19773 months ago

"Sharknado 8 - Now They Have Lasers!"