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teractiveodular2 hours ago

Hugged to death, here's an archive copy: https://archive.is/uPMjd

frompdx17 minutes ago

Great project. It reminds me of the SNL sketch (can't remember which) where the character says "I like to keep a piece of sliced ham folded up in my pocket just so I have my own little secret."

vallode2 hours ago

Oh! Something I took a part in on HN. That's a first. Almost everything there was practical. Highly recommend checking out all of Max's work, beaming with creativity.

edm0nd24 minutes ago

So its not mentioned on the post but is this your actual passport photo that was accepted and used and you have it on your physical passport right now?

swyx39 minutes ago

how did you come to take part?

jftuga13 minutes ago

tangent:

I wrote this: https://github.com/jftuga/photo_id_resizer

    This program is used to resize large photo ID images. When image resizing occurs, a content aware image resizing library is used with its face detection algorithm to avoid face deformation.
rconti59 minutes ago

It's a lot of "fun" trying to get acceptable photos. Last week I went to my local American Automobile Association (AAA) office to get an International Driver's Permit (IDP). It's just a translation of your license, which is valid for 1 year. I had to take 2 passport-sized photos with me, which I did.

But I was told they wouldn't be accepted because I had long hair and a beard in them, but short hair and no beard now. That's absurd, because it's the same photo used in both of my passports, and there's no requirement that you don't alter your appearance from your passport photo. Somehow border guards can crack the code.

Amusingly, my California driver's license shows short hair and no beard, but the AAA person wasn't even looking at my CA license at the time. What happens if I grow long hair and a beard before I travel? Was he just trying to upsell me on a $9.99 photo?

We had a hell of a time getting the UK passport authorities to accept the photos we sent in for her passport; they recommend getting your photos taken at an "official" UK location where the digital photos are identified by a code you send in. Well, we happened to be traveling through Australia during this timeframe, so we were able to stop at an Australian Post Office, which supposedly had the same "digital" system, but instead of a code to send to the UK authorities, they handed us printed photos and a web link. Thankfully I was able to use the web link to download the photo and upload it to the UK site, where it was approved almost immediately, and the new passport arrived back at our home before we returned from our trip. But there's no user-obvious criteria that was being used to reject the SEVERAL rounds of photos we had sent to the UK earlier.

ethbr127 minutes ago

> But I was told they wouldn't be accepted because I had long hair and a beard in them, but short hair and no beard now.

Tell them your religion doesn't permit beardless photos, so you grew one for the photo.

When they ask what religion, pick one with beards.

It's AAA, not the police -- the person behind the desk will shrug, now with a reason not to care, and create your IDP.

dwroberts30 minutes ago

The criteria for UK stuff is normally really clear? https://www.gov.uk/photos-for-passports

Can see how it would be annoying if they don't explain which criteria is being violated though

rconti13 minutes ago

Yeah, the criteria is clear, but do everything you can to meet it, and the online submission will just say the photo quality is "poor" (unlikely to be approved) and not explain what's poor about it. I spent a lot of time juggling aspects of the photo itself as well as of the scan (DPI, compression, etc) and nothing seemed to make a difference.

technothrasher42 minutes ago

> But I was told they wouldn't be accepted

Huh. Last time I got an IDP from AAA, I don't think the lady behind the desk even really looked at the photo. She just took my $20, copied the info from my app to my permit, stapled one of the photos to the permit, and handed it to me. It was like less than three minutes total.

dylan60452 minutes ago

> But I was told they wouldn't be accepted because

yeah, and I would have expected nothing less. from my personal experience, the photos were required to be recent. just based on your having visited a barber would signal to me that the photos were not recent. even if you visited the barber while you waited for the 1-Hour Photo guy to finish, a logical person would realize this was not going to work out well

rconti40 minutes ago

The criteria says "Two original passport pictures" ; it does not say "recent".

Regardless, the photos are recent (<1yr) and my driver's license has a 5 year validity and passports 10 year validity. As an illogical person, I sometimes change my appearance over a given 10 year span.

When I renew my US passport by mail, they don't actually know what I look like at the time of the renewal.

devilbunny22 minutes ago

IDP's are only valid for a short period of time. I suspect that money-grubbing may play a role, but the purpose of them is to let you identify yourself to police in a language (especially an alphabet) you don't speak. So perhaps it's something that clerk had heard some horror story about and was giving good advice.

dylan60419 minutes ago

comparing the validity of existing documents is moving the goal posts and pretty dishonest to the conversation.

you're applying for a new passport. to be shocked that at a minimum the pictures would look like you at the time of the application is pretty...I don't even know what word to use here. there's a way to make dealing with gov't agencies simple and as painless as possible, and then there's this.

brianleb34 minutes ago

So I actually shave my beard every time I get a haircut (so, let's say every 8 weeks).

What does 'recent' mean, since you have already acknowledged that temporal recency is irrelevant? When am I traveling? What's accurate to my current appearance? What if I started a cancer treatment that renders me unable to grow a beard?

Your flippant reply ignores reality, and these aren't even edge cases.

dylan60423 minutes ago

If you are applying for a new passport where you are needing these photos, the common sense logic from the person accepting/rejecting them would be do the photos look like the person in front of them. No? Reject. Yes? Accept. The flow chart is pretty simple.

The frequency of your grooming habits AFTER receiving a passport are irrelevant to the actual approval of a passport. This doesn't need to be hard.

cbsks2 hours ago

> Can I smile in my passport photo?

> Yes. Make sure your eyes are open and your mouth is closed in your photo.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/how-app...

wasabi9910111 hour ago

Yet on the same page, they have

> Pose and Expression: Have a neutral facial expression with both eyes open and mouth closed.

In my view, neutral and smiling are incompatible, but I guess that is up to interpretation.

crmd58 minutes ago

My last Irish passport photo was rejected for smiling (I’m American born). The embassy lady said your expression is supposed to be “dour”.

madeofpalk1 hour ago

> Neutral expression (not smiling, laughing or frowning)

https://www.passports.gov.au/PhotoGuidelines

redundantly1 hour ago

Just got passports for my kids recently. My 14-year old was scowling in his photo. They accepted it.

dylan60449 minutes ago

They know that nobody standing in front of a customs officer that is looking at their photo will actually be smiling. So having it neutral or even scowling as your experience will be much more likely to match. /s

awesome_dude47 minutes ago

But but but - I have resting happy face!

chiph22 minutes ago

I'm an American. I smile at everyone.

kevinsync2 hours ago

The fish cursor is a delightful touch lol. I especially appreciate not knowing where the anchor point is hahaha

pimlottc2 hours ago

I was confused why so many of the photos had a random fish it them until I realized that was the cursor…

bravura2 hours ago

"Wear a tuxedo for your ID photos." - Glenn O'Brien (TV Party, Downtown 81, the Style Guy)

xattt2 hours ago

I’ve always thought to go unkempt and unshaven.

This is so that I would be recognized from my passport if I was detained for several months in a sketchy country.

TeMPOraL57 minutes ago

A decade ago, I was sent for a two-month business trip to China. I didn't have a valid passport (didn't need it within EU/Schengen Area) and had to make one in a hurry. I went to take my photo unkempt but freshly shaved. While in China, I didn't bother shaving, but I did get myself a haircut, that left me almost bald (communication mishap). One month in, I had to spend a weekend in Hong Kong to renew the work visa. On my way back, I happily handed my passport to the border control officer, and then spent terrifying 15 minutes trying to convince him, his colleague and then his superior, that the clean-shaved unkempt person in the photo and the near-bald, bearded person in front of them, are in fact the same person.

chgs2 hours ago

It’s odd, last time I went to the US they barely glanced at my photo

telesilla1 hour ago

I believe the photo is encoded in the digital passport contents and the computer will check your face in the camera to see it matches. No human involved. Many countries have automatic passport gates now using this method.

alexanderchr1 hour ago

If they already have your picture the agent will usually know who you are before you have even handed over your passport. The tech has gotten eerily good.

ldargin31 minutes ago

I took my own passport photo with my mirrorless camera, and a whiteboard as the background. It took a while to get it right, with no bright spots on the background and now shadows. It was accepted.

alimoeeny2 hours ago

Don't forget to scroll down the page. The girl with the wine glasses is my favorite. And the guy taped to the wall.

shrx2 hours ago

Hugged to death :(

accrual2 hours ago

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stevenhubertron54 minutes ago

This is the web I miss.

xoxxala2 hours ago

Clever usurpation of expectations _and_ artistic.

yapyap2 hours ago

lol I thought these were AI generated at some point too just because of how silly they are

jonny_eh1 hour ago

All the fun stuff is happening out of frame.

eric_h2 hours ago

this really makes me regret doing nothing like this when I recently had my passport photos taken.

nickjj1 hour ago

I had my photo taken by an employee at the post office where they submit the application. It would have been fun to walk in and start duct taping myself to the wall without saying a word.

meowster2 hours ago

I was expecting some kind of article about an issue with passport photos or some kind of exploit, maybe photoshopping so it looks like the person but fools automatic facial recognition...

but was pleasantly surprised instead.

throw031720192 hours ago

Thanks for the good laugh. Looks great!

ale422 hours ago

They're very funny indeed. I doubt they are AI-generated, they would the best AI images I've ever seen. If they are, there must be a lot of post-processing. But the artist being among others a photographer, I imagine they're actual photos. See other series on the website too, e.g. https://maxsiedentopf.com/19-off-amelie-pichard/

throw031720192 hours ago

Thank you for the link!